December 2010
45 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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That moment when you're reading a book and you...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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WOAH, HEY
I lost 2 followers. What the hell happened to my life.
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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How to spruce up your otherwise boring...
A) Crack Jokes B)Compare people to vegetables, HARSHLY. C)Add Magical Realism D) Feel like you accomplished something today after smoking 5 bowls of weed last night and then watching The Brady Bunch Movie while eating pizza, chips, and monkeybread.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Omg Vincent Cassel looks just like my resident...
narcissus2point0: Frickin gorgeous
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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WatchWatch
Very similar to MIA’s vid, but completely different at the same time.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
Dec 19th
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How are you doing?
I’ve been smoking this legal weed called, “Serenity Now.” It melts my brain and it’s hard to form basic sentences. I think the brain damage is temporary, since I can now speak and do simple math. Other than that: I’m doing pretty well. Try to be nice, pretty please?
Dec 16th
I think I would be/stay in a relationship: Even if it made me miserable.
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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It is my birthday!
Dec 11th
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owns you now. He won you in a bet with your loved one and you are now his servant/husband/wife. He does these horrible displays of power. He doesn’t break things, He gives horrible chores. Like having you sniff his linens to see if they’re too dirty. Or, clipping his toe-nails, when clipped: smell like swiss cheese. He’d ask you to smell them, and then taste them. You would...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Today was awful, but....
My theatre professor, the porno lady, told me 3 things. A) It’s amazing that I’m my age with my writing talent B) She could talk to me for hours about my play. C) She wants to act one of my characters. In a week where everyone didn’t want me.
Dec 8th
transilluminate asked: Dumped by who? Where you in a relationship that I was unaware of? Do tell!
Dec 7th
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Tobacco isn’t illegal. They wouldn’t bust down the door just to get my tobacco pipe. This isn’t really your dorm room. “Is everything you’ve done this semester not a big deal?” Possibly. I have the natural talent to put things in perspective, I’m too busy and concerned with better things in my life than rearranging stuff in the room I use only to...
Dec 7th
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Oh yeah... I forgot to mention...
I got dumped Sunday night!
Dec 7th
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How could I ever believe that would be enough? Enough to tip me over the scale and land into what society deems to be “acceptable.” With pursed lips and a sickening cough she says, “I guess that will be enough…” No, the only thing that would be enough would be a thousand lashes on my back a hundred scars on my wrist 10 slaps across my face 1 bullet to my brain.
Dec 3rd
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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I presented a play I’ve been writing to my theatre class. I wanted to cry because I wasn’t proud of it at all.
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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